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                                    唔，国产灯泡的手感还是不错的，质量还算是有保证。                                                                                                             李澈也没有拍掉我的手，由着我做出这个放肆的动作，末了，他只是凉凉地问了一句：“m够了么，要该m一下其他地方来证实是不是本人么？”                                                                                                             我慌的立马地缩回了手，我发誓，我对李澈最熟悉的还是那张脸，对他身上其他部分我一概一无所知，请不要用有se眼光来看待我和他之间的关系。                                                                                                             “你开玩笑？”我认真无b地问着，“其实我真不觉得自己哪里b较出se。”                                                                                                             “我知道，一个宅nv，放假可以足不出户用泡面电视睡觉来解决，钱不多，或许到现在的存款连个卫生间都买不起，工作能力不强，混到现在也就勉强算是个合格的dj，也没有想要往上爬的野心，作风习惯也不好，经常丢三落四的，唯一可取之处也就算厨艺了……”                                                                                                             李澈哼了哼，说出来的话又快又狠。                                                                                                             我一头汗水，虽然都是事实，但是也不需要这么直白吧，太伤人了吧。                                                                                                             “喂喂喂，至少我还有身材吧！”                                                                                                             我抗议，虽然没有前凸后翘很魔鬼，但是至少也还在合理范围之内，么有超标地横向发展，怎么说我也算是保养到家了。                                                                                                             “唔……”李澈迟疑了一下，“如果你要勉强算上的话，我不反驳。”                                                                                                             “还有我买衣服的审美观念不错，这是得到老外肯定过的！”我想了想又补上了一句。                                                                                                             李澈冷笑。                                                                                                             “凌墨，你说的是那一次在星巴克里面遇上的已经年近七十的老外吧？”他嘲讽意味十足，“你还真好意思拿这件事情说事！”                                                                                                             我怎么不好意思了，那年近七十的老外还称赞我衣服很好看，想要给他的孙nv去买一件来着，这足以证明我还是有审美眼光在的。                                                                                                             作者有话要说：关于那个夏天，是个囧夏……                                                                                                             正文 第二十五章                                                                                                             “就你那种审美观念，那么大的人了还穿兔子装和熊熊装的，你还真好意思说。”李澈哼了哼。                                                                                                             兔子装和熊装……                                                                                                             我沉默，这真不能怪我，谁让这种东西太萌太可ai，再加上每个nv人的心中都住着一个nv孩，手上有网银，网上购物一类的g本就成了一种致命诱惑。                                                                                                             去年冬天的时候，不幸被这个男人瞧见过我穿着兔子装和熊熊装的样子，只是我没想到他至今还有印象。                                                                                                             “可我见到老外的时候，穿着是正常的！”我小声嘀咕了一声，抗议着。                                                                                                             那件事情是发生在几个月之前的夏天，那天白天我休息。                                                                                                             杭州的夏天一向是热的出奇，sh身运动那还真是小的，要是在地面上敲上一个蛋，都能变成荷包蛋。                                                                                                             我一直都很困惑，自己为什么会在那一天出门，出门也就算了，还无b装b地用撒了香水，背着笔记本电脑出门，目的地是星巴克。                                                                                                             我一直无法理解星巴克为什么会在国内那么受欢迎，明明这咖啡味道也一般，价格有高，可是还是一群人趋之若鹜，即便是现在这夏天，星巴克里面的人也不少。                                                                                                             在这个城市之中，星巴克有不少家，但是我选的地点是电脑城附近的一家星巴克，一来从我住的地方到哪有直达的公交车，而且相b较湖滨路上那几家，这边这家店b较会有位置一点，来往的也就是电脑城附近公司的人员。                                                                                                             我去的b较早，早上九点半，所有的人都在公司里面上班的时间，所以店里头还真的有点空。                                                                                                             我选了一张圆桌，朝西靠窗，光线很足，但是又yan光晒不到，重点是这里正好还有一个c座。                                                                                                             我迅速地把电脑c上，等到开机之后我才打开了包，准备拿钱包去买一杯咖啡开始装b的日子。                                                                                                             但是等到我开了钱包之后，我才发现自己居然没有带钱包！                                                                                                             这是多么悲剧的事情！                                                                                                             我把包整个倒转了一下，把里面的东西全部都倒出来，想要直接检查一下，明明应该是放在包里面的么，怎么可能还会有遗漏，难道我早上出门的时候真的忘记塞钱包了？                                                                                                             我有些沮丧，难得想要来星巴克烧一回钱，居然还会演变出这种事情来，太无语了点，难道说我应该刚走进来就要装包离开么？                                                                                                             这也实在是太掉脸了点，但是除去一台笔记本电脑之外，剩下的只有除了手机，一本笔记本和一只笔，还有一张公交卡，哦，还有三枚y币。                                                                                                             我捂脸，居然还会遇上这种事情。                                                                                                             想了想之后，我决定向人求助，在搜索过一圈求助人物的之后，我发现唯一能求助的人只有李澈。                                                                                                             李澈的公司就在附近，虽然我一次也没有去过他的公司，但是地址我还是知道的，虽然和这个男人借钱有点囧，可是我玩的b较好的人不是回老家了，就是在上班，还有出了差现在正在北京的杨逸学长。                                                                                                             腆着一张老脸，我打了李澈的电话，救人一命胜造七级浮屠，上帝会迎接他的。                                                                                                             “怎么？”                                                                                                             李澈的声音透过电波传到耳边的时候，越发显得清冷，就像是一块寒冰一样，在空调房里面，这效果加倍。                                                                                                             “唔……”                                                                                                             我支吾着，没有听到声音之前，我还觉得挺有勇气的，但是一听到他的声音之后，那勇气就像是遇到了针的气球，“嘭”的一声，爆破了。                                                                                                             “打电话过来让我听你发呆你可以再无聊一点。”李澈冷哼了两声，他这句话翻译成正常语录应该是这样的——“你有事赶紧说事，老子我很忙”。                                                                                                             我咽了一口口水，突然觉得自己就不应该打电话找他。                                                                                                             “在哪呢？”李澈又开口问着，他似乎一边和我打电话一边敲着电脑键盘，从电话里面我还能听到那细小的敲击声。                                                                                                             “星巴克。”我老老实实回答，还带了点委屈，“我忘记带钱包了。”                                                                                                             话说出来，我自己都觉得羞愧无b，                                                                                                             李澈似乎叹了一口气，声音之中也带了一点挫败的味道。                                                                                                             “哪里的星巴克？”他问。                                                                                                             我顺从地给了地址，挂了电话之后，我心情觉得有点得瑟，没有想到李澈偶尔也是会良心发现的。                                                                                                             可是，我左等右等，等了近一个小时，没等到李澈，倒是等到了一个花白头发花白胡子还有着一个篮球大小的啤酒肚的老外。                                                                                                             老外脸上带着笑，客气地询问着我身上的衣服是从哪里买的。                                                                                                             被人称赞是一件很不错的事情，所以我很飘飘然，飘飘然的结果就是完全不顾自己那破的和什么似的英文和对方交流，连b带划的，告诉他店名、地址，还有衣服的成分。                                                                                                             自打出了大学校门之后，我已经很少接触英文那东西了，就算是看美剧，也主要看的是底下的中文翻译。                                                                                                             交流了半晌之后，老外晕乎了，我也晕乎了，晕晕乎乎的老外最后留下一个晕乎我的出门了。                                                                                                             而在这个时候，李澈来了。                                                                                                             他穿着白衬衫和米se休闲k，袖子卷到了手肘处，额头有着一层细小的汗水。                                                                                                             李澈几乎是一眼就发现了坐在床边的我，他皱着眉走了过来。                                                                                                             “李澈李澈，”我得意地朝着他说，想要把刚刚的事情跟他分享，“刚刚有一老外说我衣服好看！”                                                                                                             李澈坐在了我的对面，打量了我一下，然后缓缓地开口。                                                                                                             “怎么不是看上你的人？”他问，犀利无b。                                                                                                             我有点苍凉远目，这个问题实在太是直中红心，很是难堪。                                                                                                             我斟酌了半天之后才道出了一个事实，“他看上去b我爸年纪大多了。”                                                                                                             李澈恍然。                                                                                                             “那还是看上你的衣服吧！”                                                                                                             总之，李澈的攻击力不是一般人能够承受得起的，那绝对是超越了外挂的存在，b木马还凶残，一般x的防御软件g本就不顶事。                                                                                                             “行了，不开玩笑行么！”                                                                                                             我抚着眉心，还好我没有心脏一类的问题，要是换成一般x的nv孩子，估计早吓呆过去算了。                                                                                                             李澈看着我，面无表情。                                                                                                             “我像是在开玩笑？”                                                                                                             我长叹一声，他常年都是板砖脸，不管什么时候都是这种101号表情，我哪能知道他到底是在开玩笑，还是在认真的说。                                                                                                             “好，就当你不是在开玩笑，”我浑身无力，“请问我有什么好处？”                                                                                                             李澈眯着眼睛，像是在思考我这个问题，一会之后他才缓缓地回答了。                                                                                                             “在合理范围内的所有好处。”                                                                                                             听上去，很诱惑的感觉啊~~~                                                                                                             我双手捧脸，老实说，这种桥段怎么就这么的熟悉呢，在很多台言里面不都是这么写的么，原本一对彼此相ai的男nv因为家庭压迫而不能在一起，然后男主就会因为家庭因素或者其他因素而找了一个代理妻子作为烟雾弹。                                                                                                             当然的，很多情况下都是男主对nv主矢志不渝，而万恶的配角进行各种使坏，b较让人沉痛的是，其中一些小说男主中途移情别恋，看的让人心寒无b。                                                                                                             但是这种只是yy而已。                                                                                                             “你的理由是什么？”                                                                                                             我问李澈，结果未出来之前，这原因也是很重要的，我可不会真的傻到要以身相许的地步，美得他。                                                                                                             在我问完这个问题之后，李澈有很长一段时间没有开口说话，只是静静地看着我，看到我浑身发毛。                                                                                                             末了，他招了招手，穿着工作服的服务员走上了前来。                                                                                                             “结账。”李澈说。                                                                                                             借着服务员结账的空档，我看着李澈，这男人就是刀子嘴豆腐心，嘴巴上说是aa制。到最后还不是乖乖结账了。                                                                                                             “你就老实说了吧，今天到底是怎么了？”                                                                                                             我问李澈，这家伙虽然偶尔还是会很囧，但是像是今天这样的，还真的是第一次遇上，如果说没有事情发生的话，那才叫是有鬼。                                                                                                             “觉得无聊了而已。”李澈许久才吐出了一句。                                                                                                             太无聊了？                                                                                                             我为这个问题泪流满面，居然以为这个拿我开涮。                                                                                                             “李澈，你可以再无聊一点。”我瞪他，没事拿这种事情开玩笑，也真够了他了，居然会无聊到现在这种程度。                                                                                                             “那，我有一个想要保护人。”李澈更改台词。                                                                                                             这感觉不错，有萌点！                                                                                                             我看着李澈，这种才叫真的人话，而且还是挺有萌点的，爷们啊，靠谱！                                                                                                             但是这剧情，看上就有点像是台言了，而且，重点李澈还有一个很符合小说男主的身份。果然人生b小说更加狗血。                                                                                                             但是玩儿剧情，还是得有牺牲j神的，我个人认为我还没有到这种圣母的程度，不能拿这种事情开玩笑。                                                                                                             所以，只能当做说笑来玩玩，不能当真。                                                                                                             “那行，你就接着保护呗，这事我可不能答应。”                                                                                                             我摇头，别人的事情，自己少参合，免得到时候还没吃到好果子呢，就惹的一身腥味了。                                                                                                             “对了，有件事情跟你说，你提前做好心理准备。”李澈说着，眼神之中带了点犹豫。                                                                                                             看到他那yu言又止的模样，我大概知道了几分。                                                                                                             “他回来了？”                                                                                                             我尝试x地问着，能够让李澈展现出这么犹豫的模样，大概也就是这件事情了吧。                                                                                                             这些年来，我们彼此都不谈他的话题，像是一个禁忌，我原以为他再也不会出现在我的人生之中，原来不过只是空想而已。                                                                                                             李澈脸上划过讶异，从他这表情看来，我想应该就是不离十了。                                                                                                             “你该不会就是因为他回来了，所以才约我出来吃饭的，还有说刚刚那些话的？”我好奇地问。                                                                                                             李澈冷哼了一声，“少往自己脸上贴金！”                                                                                                             我吐了吐舌，我又自我感觉良好了么？！